Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome our ringmaster, Mel Barlow to the floor.

(APPLAUSE)

(ahem.)

With the unprecedented success of my solo act over the past eight years (record breaking ticket sales) we have developed a never before seen, high-flying act that will surely astound you.

(DRUM ROLL PLEASE)

Let’s give a warm and hearty welcome to a dazzling troupe of artists; genuine, fearless and determined.  An exceptional team, unabashed in their efforts to bring you sights unseen, startling accuracy and conventions broken. We call ourselves...

Mel & Co., creatures of habit.